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Updates February 24, 2010 There’s not a lot to report at the moment. I designed the layout, coded, structured, and am now writing content. I don’t have the slightest idea as to what I can use this website for… but I’ve always wanted a place to call my own. Because of the services offered by my host, I can also experiment with a programming language known as PHP (and for those who don’t know, PHP enables dynamic websites that consist of things such as personal accounts, message boards, guestbooks, and so on). It’s something that I have always wanted to learn and this will – hopefully – encourage me to continue teaching myself.

Anyway, beyond PHP and basic rambling, this is really a pointless waste of space. It’s fun to mess with, though. I hope to turn it into something – eventually. What that something is I cannot even begin to imagine. A blog seems so overrated (and besides, they usually get me into trouble anyway) and an art site would only be befitting if I possessed any artistic quality. I suppose I could put up some poetry and maybe a few stories… Who knows, maybe I will show off a few of my goofy wolf characters. Nothing makes me feel more immature than admitting that I sit in class and doodle little “wuffers” all over the margins of my notes. Haha, it is immensely entertaining, however. And somehow youthfully invigorating as well.

About Wow... where to start? I consider myself a modern-day philosopher because I love to sit around and meditate. I adore writing and often express myself better in the written word. I can be a little awkward sometimes, but many of my friends seem to like that part about me the most. I've been told that I'm very intelligent, open-minded, and wacky/funny. I love having heart-to-heart conversations and judge any possible friendship upon how easily my conversation flows.

Sociality isn't something that I'm especially adept at, but I can get by when I need to. I have a lot of friends that I've accumulated over the years and consider them all personal treasures to be guarded and protected. I love my friends almost as much as I love my family and consider my "circle" the most important aspect of my life.

Another important part of "me" is my passion for animals. Even children rarely merit the reaction that my pets get. Unconditional love is rewarded with unconditional love. Period. I know some might regard this a bit ridiculous, but I would die for my dog in a heartbeat. He's my adopted, furry child and I love him to pieces.

Beyond that nonsense, I typically consider myself a semi-down-to-earth person with a tendency to spontaneously detach myself from reality. I'm not crazy, but I love to daydream and imagine new things. I've always wanted to be a writer and I love sharing my ideas with the people closest to me. If I could find someone somewhat intuned to their artistic side, I think we'd get along great.

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